I wouldn’t even know *what* to do with it. My expertise lies in debugging code, not stalking visitors. My two dogs are far more capable of that, and I’m trying to keep them out of it.

Yes, cookies are involved – but not the chocolate chip kind (though those are always a bonus). These digital cookies help the site function better, and I promise they’re not here to raid your snack cupboard. And no, I’m not sharing the edible ones with my dogs either, much to their disappointment.

Your IP address is safe. I’m too busy trying to remember my own passwords (and which machine I created them on) to care about yours. If it’s logged, it’s purely for technical reasons, not for spying—it’s more likely to be a trace for my own sanity.

There are no trackers here – unless you count my dogs tracking crumbs across the house. I’m not interested in following your online habits; I’m trying to keep up with my 2-year-old’s.

This site doesn’t use third-party services that collect your data. It’s just me, my keyboard, and the occasional existential crisis brought on by Unreal Engine shader graphs.

I retain nothing. Not your data, not my sanity, and certainly not where I left my coffee. If there’s nothing to keep, there’s nothing to lose…except, maybe, a few hours of debugging time.

I don’t share what I don’t have. My dogs, however, might share their toys—but don’t count on it. They’re notoriously protective of their squeaky hedgehogs.

Yes, I comply with GDPR. I also comply with my dogs’ demands for belly rubs. If you’re in the EU and have concerns, feel free to reach out—I’m learning as I go.

Sounds important, right? I’ll just smile and nod like I understand it. But rest assured, I don’t sell or share your data—mostly because I wouldn’t know where to sell it.

This site is intended for adults. My 2-year-old frequently visits and is under strict supervision to ensure he does not accidentally buy anything he doesn't need.

I try my best to protect the information you don’t give me. Which isn't much.