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Ah, cookies. Sadly, we’re not talking about the oversized, sprinkle-covered cookies you might accidentally order at a theme park. These cookies are tiny files that sneak into your device when you visit websites (including this one).
They’re not here to track your churro consumption—they’re here to help my site remember your preferences, improve your experience, and occasionally calculate the precise moment you start questioning your life choices while looking at my portfolio (just kidding… unless?). We're pretty sure they don't contain actual cookie ingredients. Probably.
- Essential Cookies: These are the VIPs of the cookie world. Without them, this website would collapse faster than a soggy biscuit in tea.
- Performance Cookies: These cookies are like my personal cheerleaders—they tell me which parts of my site you love and which parts need some TLC.
- Functional Cookies: Think of these as the cookies that remember if you like your tea with one sugar or two.
- Analytics Cookies: These cookies are the nerdy ones with glasses—they crunch numbers and give me insights into how people use my site.
- Marketing Cookies: If I ever decide to run ads or promote something, these cookies will help show you stuff you might actually care about.
- To keep the website running like a well-oiled machine.
- To figure out which parts of my portfolio make you go “wow” and which need a bit more sparkle.
- To give you an experience as smooth as butter on toast.
- And maybe… just maybe… to keep track of how many times you come back (I see you 👀).
Sometimes, I might embed cool stuff like videos or social media posts from other sites. When I do that, their cookies might tag along for the ride. Don’t blame me—blame the internet.
Don’t want cookies? No problem! You can:
- Adjust your browser settings to block or delete them (Google it—it’s easier than assembling IKEA furniture).
- Use the cookie preferences tool on this site (if I’ve set one up—still working on that).
- Or just yell at your screen and hope for the best (not recommended).
But fair warning: blocking certain cookies might make this site behave weirdly—like trying to dunk a biscuit in coffee instead of tea.
- You can ask what data I’ve collected (spoiler: it’s probably boring).
- You can request I delete it all (but then I’ll forget who you are—sad face).
- You can withdraw consent anytime by clearing your cookies (it’s like hitting the reset button).
If you have questions or just want to say hi, drop me an email at . I promise not to send actual cookies via email—that would be messy.
This policy might change if I learn something new about cookies or if laws get stricter than my gran’s biscuit tin rules. Check back occasionally for updates—last revised on [insert date].